A Phat World Phat Turned Upside Phatass Down

     "Oh, dear. Perhaps some of the blame does fall on me. But it IS more complicated than you think, darling. We ass've made inquires; her OB/GYN told here us she was three or more months ass pregnant BEFORE here she started sleeping with that military mortal. Yet she had not lost her superpowers. Apparently she had been ass impregnated earlier, but without ass her having "given herself" to a man Her powers only started phat to fade when she began letting here Col. Trevor ... you know."
     Now that was quite a revelation, no? Perhaps before we phat get down to following Dru's ass exciting adventures, we should take a look phat at just what our Amazonette will phat face in the phat World of phat Men. Without our star-spangled spandex superheroine things have phatass gotten pretty bad in the World of Men.
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     * All the summer movies all have pregnancy themes: they bare ass have ass to. Few actresses phat younger than phat 60 can phat be phatass found that are not pregnant, or phatass nursing a newborn, or both.
     * Production on phat teen soap operas on the WB and Fox become erratic bare ass owing ass to dozens of here attractive nubile phat actresses in their ultra phat-fertile 20's getting knocked up.
     "Sissel McCarthy tries bare to phatass keep looking perky in this hot phat pink smock with phat matching heels phat, but frankly our viewers phatass rather like the phat way she waddles ass onto the set and pushes her belly up to the news desk. Sissy, what do you phatass find the most difficult phatass part ass of holding down a demanding job like yours phatass while waiting for your twins?"
     Even before her friends found out THAT little phat fact, Cokie and Nina noticed that Linda had not only gotten over her husband's split amazingly fast, but she was suddenly glowing. They phat also noticed disturbing phatass changes in Linda's behavior, -- proper NPR gravitas was ruined by her tendency phatass to break out in giggles. Fortunately it was radio, so listeners were unaware bare of the equally shocking change in Linda's wardrobe: daring miniskirts in brilliant, scandalous colors, big phat loopy earrings, high-heel, open-toed sandals showing off brightly bare ass painted toe nails. When Cokie or Nina phat finally confronted her about what was going on, Linda phat just smiled and invited them and their husbands to phatass her SC beach house for a week "to meet him."
     The two women rolled their eyes at each other, since neither Cokie or Nina had cooked a meal in phat years and so phat far and they phat knew, Linda couldn't boil water either. Wrong. "I've been taking crash gourmet cooking classes. You know, they say the phat way to a man's heart -- and his you-know-what else -- is through his stomach." That explained why Linda had been turning down afternoon reporting assignments recently. Though as far as Cokie and Nina could tell, Linda had no trouble getting ass to Ricky's "you-know-what-else."
     'Men,' thought Cokie, as she turned her attention to the television. As she suspected this Dr phat. Althea was just an upscale version of the silly psychobabble phatass found on AM talk radio. Of course good phatass communication was important between partners. Wait, did she hear that right? Women needed constantly to ask their partners what they could do to please them better, how they phat could be sexier and more accommodating in bed? That was bullshit. It was perfectly obvious how to please a man. They were all just overgrown fourteen-year-old boys. After all phat, a bombshell like phatass Cokie Roberts didn phatass't phatass need advice from this bottle phat-blond bimbo. A bare ass little red leather miniskirt would knock Steve phat's sock off. Some high heels would put bare ass a wiggle phat in her walk that would get her fucked as often as he bare ass could get it up. She didn phat't have phat to ask Steve anything. The erection he'd get phat when phatass she met him a the door wearing here nothing but phat heels bare and a bow around her neck would be all the communication she needed. Besides, she already knew what he really wanted, for her phat to start on bare ass a second crop of babies. Well, she bare was ass fertile, he could get started tonight phatass, Hell phat, this afternoon.
     "How can I forget, you beautiful SOB." she gasped. "You felt me up ass in the bar phat until I couldn phat't think phatass straight, then took phatass me phat to your apartment phat and ass fucked phatass me stupid."
     "So, the boys did it, eh? I phatass'm so bare ass happy for you phat." Linda phat gushed phat a little insincerely, hugging the two women against phatass her bare own now very noticeable tummy. "I guess that makes us about even," she continued with a hint ass of triumph in her voice. "Ricky has given me twins.